Instant Death
Rich was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Rich got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift, wrapped with ribbon in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rich has been missing since Friday.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Rich got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift, wrapped with ribbon in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rich has been missing since Friday.
posted by Viper @ 5/02/2007
4 Comments:
At 9:40 AM,
212degreedesigns said…
i see theme here,..
what is it with you and fat wife jokes? lol
At 4:21 PM,
O! said…
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
At 10:01 PM,
Viper said…
212, you're right, I should change them to fat blog-readers jokes.
At 10:02 PM,
Viper said…
o!, was that a snort somewhere in there?
Post a Comment
<< Home