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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I think I can see myself in em.

6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

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3 Comments:

  • At 9:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yur hair's soft as cornsilk, a-wavin in the breeze

    It's soft just like Blue's, but without all them fleas.

     
  • At 8:08 PM, Blogger O! said…

    Personally, I'm more smitten by the ol' "You're the R2D2 to my C3PO," which, YES, I've heard.

     
  • At 11:59 AM, Anonymous Jeanie from P-town said…

    How about this one: "Yeah ... I don't know you from Adam, but please, come stay in my house for a week, drive my extra car and I'll even give you a ride to and from the airport" HA!!

     

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