DI gets Navy Cross: The Second Highest Military Award

Watch how the General lingers when he pins it on. Shows you how much reverence that medal produces.

Mia

Gay Spidey Dances Just For You

Take a look at this and get past the total gayness of Spiderman and test something out for me. My brother told me that no matter what song you play to this, he dances to it. I tried it to "Lady Lumps" "Sexy Back" and "London Bridge" with hilarious results.

Try it to your music and let me know if it works.

So Stupid It's Funny

Dramatic Look Hilarity

Indescribable Loserness

Rarely is it seen to this degree.

Sometimes the World Gets It Right

Ooh-RAH!

Cop One-Liners

Police Comments These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'

15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'

13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'

12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'

11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'

9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again ; or I'll give you another ticket.'

8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey crap.'

6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife get's a toaster oven.'

5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'

4. 'How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?'

3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'

2. 'I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'

AND THE WINNER IS...

1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here!'

Another Great Drill Instructor Line

This was the email tagline for a DI First Sergeant that sent me an email:

"The Best Leaders Inspire By Example. When That's Not An Option, Brute Intimidation Works Pretty Well, Too."

Full Metal Rudolf

The Apocalypse Approaches

Prepare yourself.

Eatin' A Sandwich

The Scariest Two Minutes You Will Ever See

Darth Vader Was An Asshole