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Thursday, March 23, 2006


Thanks to my cousin Sharon for sending this one to me:

A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes"comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk

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  • At 5:06 PM, Blogger Ghostrider said…

    LMFAO Priceless!!! That has got to be the best thing i've heard in a week hahaha!!!11one

  • At 2:26 PM, Blogger Kim said…

    i just wet myself. hilarious!

  • At 5:47 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Great, now I've got to contend with the visual of Kim with a dark spot on her running shorts.


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