Only In My Dreams, Honey. Really, I never touched her.

I don't know what genetic mutant silliness would create an Australian/French mix from a supermodel look EXACTLY like a half-Mexican, half German/Irish/English kid from Kansas but folks, I'm here to tell you, the kid in the picture is a dead ringer for me as a kid.

I will forgo the obvious joke about the general desire to be where he's been. Then again, I guess I didn't.