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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Hijo de Gato, Gatito


Pfc. Joe-Ray Bermudez, Platoon 3017, Company K, is inspected by his father Gunnery Sgt. Manuel Bermudez, a chief drill instructor for Co. K. Photo by: Pfc. Charlie Chavez

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Father’s footsteps: New Marine graduates today from Company K with his father as chief drill instructor
Sept. 15, 2006; Submitted on: 09/15/2006 01:02:02 PM ; Story ID#: 20069151322

By Pfc. Charlie Chavez, MCRD San Diego

MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT SAN DIEGO (Sept. 15, 2006) -- Like father, like son. A Company K recruit followed his drill instructor father to the depot as a recruit in his father’s company.

Private first class Joe-Ray Bermudez, Platoon 3017, a native of Albuquerque, N.M., left for the depot on Aug. 19. Joe-Ray enlisted in the Corps as an electronics maintenance technician.

His father, Gunnery Sgt. Manuel Bermudez, is one of two series gunnery sergeants for Co. K, who oversee the drill instructors training recruits in the company.

“It came as a shock when I found out a week before he came to the depot that he had enlisted,” said Manuel, also an Albuquerque, N.M. native. “He told me that he was coming to visit for the summer, and that he had already lined up a job, which I didn’t know was being a recruit.”

Leaving behind his mother and the beginning of his college education, Joe-Ray left the community college he was attending to find more discipline and knowledge before finishing school.

“I had mixed feelings at first about him not pursuing his college education,” said Manuel. “Then he came here and I saw how well he was doing, and I was very pleased.”

Having endured boot camp helped Joe-Ray to idolize his father more after seeing the hard work and devotion the drill instructors put into training. He also anticipates making the Marine Corps a career and perhaps becoming a drill instructor later on, according to Joe-Ray.

Manuel doesn’t take credit for his son’s decision to pursue the Corps, and commented on his admiration for his son having made the decision on his own.

“He’s much more disciplined and in better shape then he was when he came here, which is great,” said Manuel. “The Marine Corps seems to be a good fit for him.”

When visiting his father during the summer months, Joe-Ray knew that the regimented lifestyle that the military provided at his father’s home made some things different than he was used to.

The Marine Corps instills rules and regulations both in training and in life at home. The main focus is to understand structure and apply it within a lifestyle and raise honorable children, said Manuel.

Impressed by his father’s devotion to the Marine Corps, Joe-Ray welcomed the experiences his father shared with him about his adventures. His stories about traveling to other countries and the camaraderie that he expressed made desirable stepping stones for the Marine Corps as a career choice, said Joe-Ray.

Once on the depot, Joe-Ray received no special treatment. He was treated just as any other recruit.

A bonus, however, to Joe-Ray was the bond he shared with his father, which provided him motivation to excel, while his father looked on.

“During the ‘Reaper’ hill at the end of the Crucible, I saw my father at the top and that helped me to push myself to get to him,” said Joe-Ray. “Having my father here provides a lot of support to succeed and do well.”

Physical training and the obstacle courses were appealing to the 19-year-old recruit who relished in the competitive physical training. The need to push himself came naturally to the athletic recruit.

“He and his father share many similarities,” said Gunnery Sgt. George Castillo, drill instructor, Platoon 3017, Co. K. “They are both leaders and do well with physical training, and they both carry themselves in the same relative manner.”

After a summer with his father that he will never forget, Joe-Ray moves to Marine Combat Training and a separate direction in the Marine Corps, but the strengthened father-son bond in boot camp will follow him wherever he goes.

Monday, September 25, 2006

The 5 Questions Most Feared By Men

The 5 questions most feared by men are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

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Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've
been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful,
thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to
have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to
the true answer, which most likely is one of the
following:

a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Perhaps the best response to this question
was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you
to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"
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Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a
more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include:

a. Oh Yeah, shit-loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
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Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect
answers are:

a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how
I would spend the insurance money if you died.
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Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include:

a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
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Question # 5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer,
of course, is "Buy a Corvette and a Boat").

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of
follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not-don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan )
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with
pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: shit.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Maddie's First Day of 1st Grade



This is my niece (in the middle).

She is insanely cute.

And I'm her favorite Uncle.

Ooh Rah