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Thursday, November 03, 2005

I'm Up, They See Me, I'm Down

Police: Winning lottery ticket purchased with stolen credit card

MEDFORD, Oregon (AP) -- A woman bought a winning lottery ticket worth $1 million with a stolen credit card and could wind up with nothing if convicted, police said.

Can you spell "d-u-m-b-a-s-s"?

She can't.

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9 Comments:

  • At 8:11 PM, Blogger O! said…

    Where do you get your news? Is Virginia so dull you hafta access Oregon news for entertainment? Speaking of which, Oregon just legalized sex in public. FINALLY. Collecting stamps is starting to bore me.

     
  • At 4:29 AM, Blogger Viper said…

    o!:

    Well, I have so much time on my hands that I scour the nation's newspapers.

    Or I look on CNN.com. Either or.

     
  • At 11:47 AM, Blogger a.maria said…

    viper. plus size lingerie?! please tell me your hopping onto that bandwagon as we speak man. that shit's hot!

     
  • At 4:18 PM, Blogger Chris said…

    I know how to spell d u m b a s s you call me it enough

     
  • At 5:18 PM, Anonymous Raymond Young said…

    D U M B A S S
    When I was in bootcamp we spelled it: RECRUIT
    When I got to the fleet we spelled it: MARINE
    When I didn't re-enlist I started spelling it: RAYMOND
    Now thanks to your blog I think I have a new spelling for it. :-)

     
  • At 5:23 AM, Blogger Viper said…

    a.maria: I'll let my wife know what you are implying. You should be hearing from her soon.

     
  • At 5:24 AM, Blogger Viper said…

    Chris, I don't call you a dumbass. You are a SMARTass. Get it straight.

     
  • At 5:25 AM, Blogger Viper said…

    Ray, what are you saying? Are you calling me a dumbass? Come on, say it, now you spell it CAPTAIN.

    And on my birthday....

     
  • At 6:37 PM, Anonymous Ray Young said…

    Well, if I had thought about it I would have meant you, however I actually was thinking that the new spelling of DUMBASS should be:
    "CHRISTINA GOODENOW" (the lady who bought the ticket)

     

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