Can't Even Get Suicide Right
Body hanging from tree mistaken for Halloween decoration
FREDERICA, Delaware (AP) -- The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.
(yeah, but it was the BEST decoration on the block.)
FREDERICA, Delaware (AP) -- The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unreported for hours because passers-by thought the body was a Halloween decoration, authorities said.
(yeah, but it was the BEST decoration on the block.)
posted by Viper @ 10/31/2005
7 Comments:
At 11:54 AM,
Laura said…
That is reeeeeally....
funny!
~L.
At 8:39 PM,
Laura said…
Don't you wonder how many people walked/drove past and thought, "Wow, creepy. So life-like". And who was the poor soul who realized that it might be just a bit TOO life-like?.
Man, that's just awful. But sadly enouth, I'm still chuckling to myself! I guess that guarantees me a place at the front of the line for getting into h-e-double-hockey-sticks, huh?
I suppose that's ok. Christie and I will be standing in line together, making fun of everyone else.
~L.
At 4:31 AM,
Viper said…
Laura,
Maybe the neighborhood dogs figured it out. Ewwwwwwww.
And yeah, you two would totally be making fun of people. Here is a sample of your conversation:
K: Look at her shoes. Hello, it's eternal summer season here...
L: Tell me about it, and look at Miss Scare-do, nice feather. The 80s called, it wants it's hairstyle back.
K: Hey look, he's cute....
At 5:17 AM,
Anonymous said…
Captain/Major,
The problem is these times, we can't even get good loosers.
Ray
At 6:05 AM,
Laura said…
Ha! We'll bring our ~big purses~.
~L.
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