Was I Channeling Augustis Gloop?

Yesterday I ate a chocolate energy bar late in the day. It had some crispies on top and a few minutes after I was done, I discovered I had a crispy on my thumb. I ate it.

A few minutes later, another one. I ate that too.

Then a dolup of chocolate on my wrist. I irritably wiped in off.

As I got in my car an hour later to go home, I looked in the rear view mirror and there was a big spot of chocolate on my upper lip and on my chin.

WHAT THE FUCK?