My Super Bowl Invitation To Sir Phil

We are having turkey.
We are having mashed potatoes.
We are having stuffing.
We are having gravy.
We are having buttered rolls.
We are having beer.
We are having Jim Beam Black Label.
We are having chips.
We are having veggie plate.
We are having fire.
We are having 52 inch television.
We are having 9.1 Surround Sound through 8 speakers.
We are having a crotch-sniffing dog (around, not to eat).
We must have Patches.
You must come.
You must bring the spousal unit.
You must bring the spawn.
You could even bring Daisy.

We will have victory for the Seahawks.