Fellow Nerd
I had to post this part and parcel because it was so classic. Props go out to LCpl Dristy:
My family will be the first to tell you that I'm the ultimate nerd. I love everything about comptuer systems, programming, and the web.
Here's a new low, even for the likes of me:
I was bored tonight, so I started mucking around with Google. Here's what I've found.
For a little background real quick on what I'm about to show ya, go here. Once you're done reading that, go to Google and type in (without the quotes) "answer to life the universe and everything" and then search. You will be amazed by the result.
Type in "failure" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky!". (This is not a political statement by Google, it's done by linking the site with the word failure hundreds of times, this was probably set up by people who dislike him). These are known as Googlebombs.
Type in (again, without the quotes) "french military victories" and click I'm Feeling Lucky.
Type in elgoog and click I'm Feeling Lucky. (I like this one.)
You can view the Google page (ON the Google site) in many different languages/dialects. Try L33t, Klingon, Swedish Chef, Elmer Fudd, and Pig Latin.
Ok, I know I need a life. Don't judge me. :P
16 Comments:
At 7:10 AM, Killjoy said…
Where is your wife during all of this? Sitting alone somewhere, I'll bet. Carrie, crack the whip. Or do that other thing I told you to do.
At 10:14 AM, Anonymous said…
How about Google playfights, where you punch in two words and see which wins? You could try, given your predilections, "Viper" v. "Killjoy" and see which got more votes; or "fit" v. "fat," or "military" v. "civilian," or "Fick" v. "Jarhead", etc., etc. It is funny and cute and yields some surprising results. When Mark Cuban -- hope you know who he is -- was in his Trump-bashing phase, I did a playfight between Cuban and Trump and he TRUMPED Trump bigtime. Then sent him the results, and he laughed his head off.
This will be right up your alley:
http://www.googlefight.com/
Said by another person who needs to get a life, outside of the one I have with the glowing box.
At 10:59 AM, Viper said…
God, do you even read these things, Chip Dip? Read the first line or, hey, here's an idea, go OVER to LCPL D's site and read the original.
And you say Pickler is is a few pigsfeet short of a picnic.
At 11:23 AM, CoastingThroughTheSouth said…
Sir,
not that i agree with it, but it is funny
"weapons of mass destruction" --->I'm feeling lucky
At 11:24 AM, CoastingThroughTheSouth said…
excuse me, I'm sorry, that one no longer works aparently
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous said…
Sir,
I think it's funny how when YOU post this, it gets more comments than when I posted it haha. Thanks for the props!
-LCpl D.
At 12:54 PM, Killjoy said…
Viper, I know your family knows you're a nerd. EVERYONE knows you're a nerd. My point was, quit playing on the computer, NERDBOY!
At 5:56 PM, Viper said…
Ryan, you really Killjoy'ed that one.
At 5:57 PM, Viper said…
LCpl D, don't feel bad, it's just me and Killjoy showing our mutual disdain for each other.
At 5:57 PM, Viper said…
Chip Dip, nice try. Not really but I thought I'd say it anyway.
At 7:47 AM, Killjoy said…
Whoa, did you just say Killjoy'ed? Rock. \m/
At 8:20 AM, Viper said…
Yeah, Killjoy (kil' joy): v. to screw up beyond all possible imagination as to render something a pitifull shell of initial intention.
At 9:34 AM, Killjoy said…
Whatever. I never screw anything up.
At 4:24 PM, Viper said…
Lily, I've heard of Googlewhacking but never Google fights. Not that anyone is counting but Viper gets 29,400,000 and Killjoy got a meager 824,000.
At 12:51 PM, Killjoy said…
Viper, I've let this go for like 4 days, but you keep insisting on showing the world that you are a nerd. I bet you're going to start making fun of someone's poor dead cross-walking grandma now!
At 5:14 PM, Viper said…
Chip Dip, I think I've received enough hate mail for one day so I'll let this slide.
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