USRSF
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
posted by Viper @ 6/06/2006
6 Comments:
At 6:56 PM,
O! said…
you're welcome
At 12:24 AM,
Jack said…
The best plan I've heard in a long time!
At 8:03 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey, you forgot the Kansas contingent *G*. The central plains redneck is a less common, though not lesser, variant of the southern redneck.
But, due to the fact that there is a very dense population centered in the area in and around Fort Riley, the inclusion of the central plains redneck population into the proposed USRSF is strongly encouraged.
At 7:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
O! is welcome. Hmph.
At 7:47 AM,
Killjoy said…
O! I was going to call him on it, too, but I was already picking on him about something else. We all got the email - we know where it came from. Although I'll bet he say "I SAW IT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE IN A MILLION DIFFERENT VERSIONS!"
At 11:57 AM,
O! said…
Bizzle isn't clever at all.
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