Thanks Killjoy

For giving me the Blogging Blues. Way to pass it on.

I don't know what the deal is, people. Maybe my last post was so damn funny that it sucked the funny out of the rest of the week.

I sat here trying to think of what to post and trying very very very very hard not to post anything about Britney Spears' baby. I completely refused until I saw the first three headlines to the entertainment news:

1. Zellweger and Chesney split
2. Ecstatic Britney has baby boy
3. Gossip: Is Paris straying wtih Scott?

I had to break from my vow to point out the first thing that came to my mind when I read all that:

WHO GIVES A SHIT? HALF A SHIT? ANY PORTION OF A SHIT WHETHER MEASURED IN STANDARD OR METRIC SYSTEMS?

See, now I've got the blogging blues AND I'm all pissed off. I even had to apologize for the snappiest of all snappy comeback lines on a comment from my other blog that I can't even repeat, lest I repeat the jackassery.

And how can I be tired when I've skipped my last three days of workouts?

That's rhetorical, people... HELLO!!!!!!

OK, we're getting nowhere here. I'm out.....