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Monday, November 21, 2005

Just HAD to be the dumb-ass French

Smoker tried to open airliner door

"BRISBANE, Australia (AP) -- A French woman who is terrified of flying admitted in an Australian court Monday that she drunkenly tried to open an airplane door mid-flight to smoke a cigarette."

I say let her open it, let her get sucked away, and then close it real quick.

"Have fun smokin' on the way down, Frenchy!"

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6 Comments:

  • At 6:24 PM, Blogger O! said…

    I did that once...except it was in my house and I was drinking a juice box.

     
  • At 6:24 AM, Blogger Viper said…

    Not really the same, O!. And you are not a dumbass French woman.

     
  • At 12:55 PM, Blogger O! said…

    Amazing...it's almost as if I were making a joke or something...

     
  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Almost.

     
  • At 12:11 PM, Blogger a.maria said…

    omg thats awesome. where do you FIND these stories?!

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Most of them are off the CNN front page.

     

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