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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

The Difference Between "Guts" and "Balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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  • At 6:46 PM, Blogger ShyGirl said…

    Funny! and by the way I found you just searching thru blogs.

     

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