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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

How Does She Know?

How does cleaning lady KNOW when I need to use the bathroom the most?

She's there, every time, blocking the entrace with her cart. Every day. Different times. But always when I'm walking pigeon-toed.

How does she know?

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  • At 8:55 AM, Blogger mistyblue3 said…

    lol! They just do. Just like the waitress has to come and ask you how your food is when you have a mouthful. Some sort of 6th sense that now would be the worst ever time to do it. Every time. At least you get to be the first to use the john after its been cleaned. A little sweet revenge for you.

  • At 8:59 AM, Blogger mistyblue3 said…

    hahahahaha.. good day to you hung lo. lolololol.

  • At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This explains a lot, I was raised in restaurants and and my timing is always perfect; perfectly on or perfectly off, but NEVER!!! In between.
    Raymond Young

  • At 11:23 AM, Blogger Viper said…

    Oh no, you didn't think I could actually wait for Mrs. Hiwiggins to finish cleaning, do you?

    That's the beauty, I have to go back in the hall, up a flight of stairs, and into the next decks' bathroom because it's such a grand time to be doing stairs.

    And then I come across two full bird colonels having a conversation in the hallway.

    "ok this is the little Captain with the pained look on his face trying to scurry by...."

  • At 1:09 PM, Blogger Killjoy said…

    It's the smell. I didn't want to say anything but...

  • At 3:23 PM, Blogger Viper said…


    Is that the best you could come up with? Really? Wow, I'm sorry. I know you're not feeling well. I hope you feel better and can come back with some actual come-backs. Obviously, it's taking away your sting.

    Please, blogging community, join me in wishing Killjoy a quick wit-recovery.

  • At 4:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Get well, The Captain needs all the reality checks he can get.
    Raymond Young


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