Gentlemen, Start Your Engines

I guess I have to count this as a good day.

Why?

Because they fixed the shitter.

Read this.

Yes, folks, they fixed my favorite shitter after about a month of putrid gestation going on in there. I also found out that someone had ripped the tape off the other day and made a deposit on top of the Satanic butt-mass that was already there.

People, that’s just wrong.