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Friday, October 07, 2005

My Brother's New Ride

Chris has a new toy. His dream vehicle.



Notice that the license is "SAMSRIG." He love's that dog.

I teasingly emailed him and asked why the hell he was so dressed up and why his tie was all fucked up.

The answer: he was going to his best friend's dad's funeral.

(Jason turns into jackass....)

posted by Viper @ 10/07/2005  

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13 Comments:

  • At 5:01 PM, Blogger freethoughtguy said…

    Better loan him some $$$ for gas!

     

  • At 5:34 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Naw, he stole enough money from my piggy bank when I was a kid.

     

  • At 7:13 PM, Blogger Laura said…

    Nice hoopty. Shiny.

    And yikes about turning into a jackass...open mouth, insert boot, commence chewing.
    ~L.

     

  • At 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That was almost as bad as my worst: I asked a lady when she was due. She had a nice round belly that looked about 8 months. Her face was not even remotely fat, her hands are arms, same as face. Right about then my brother took me by the arm and escorted me out of the room. Al'yll can figure out the rest, but allow me to point out that I tried not to make eye contact with her for the next year; and that belly never grew any smaller or larger in the interum (sp?).

     

  • At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think that's one of the first times I have ever seen you use the word "fuck" in your blog. Simply wonderful, you should use it more often as it's one of the most useful words in the English language. I am not being facetious. Cuz Chris finally has a car to match his size.

     

  • At 3:58 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Laura, funny you should say that, he wants to send another pic with the new rims he got because he says he looks like he's about to go get his damn money from his bitches.

     

  • At 3:59 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Ray,

    The first rule of talking to women, never assume pregnancy. Unless you see the child actually emerging from the vagina, NEVER comment on pregnancy.

    Good God, man.

     

  • At 4:00 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Anonymous,

    Yeah, I wa going to tone it down but as you know, sometimes that's just the word that fits.

    And I ain't touching the size comment with a ten-foot..... well, I just ain't touching it.

     

  • At 8:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Allow me to point out the obvious, I don't know squat about women, I know less about how to behave in a social situation. And if it doesn't have an internet connection close at hand, I cannot even figure out how to talk on the phone.

    -Regarding "Fuck", it is THE multiple explicitive, over the years I have found it can replace almost any word, and be used consecutivly with a different and specific meaning for each usage. I believe that the english language could loose the words; work, job, boss, manage, neighbor kid, and many many others, replace them with the word 'FUCK' and lose nothing in the translation.

     

  • At 12:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sir,


    You shouldn't feel like an ass! I mean...he's on his way to his best friend's dad's funeral...and he stops to pose for a picture in front of his new car. And look, he smiling about it! He's even got that supa' suave hip action going there. White Chocolate baby. Ask him if the pall bearers noticed the "bling on his rims".

    R/S

    LCpl. Jesse James, USMC Vet.

     

  • At 5:18 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Jesse,

    When I posted it, he promised he was going to send another pic because he hadn't changed the rims that came with it.

    He never sent me a pic.

     

  • At 9:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I appreciate all the feedback my brother recieved on this picture. A few observations....
    1. Jason says FUCK all the time

    2. I didn't steal money from his piggy bank, I stole it from the shoe box under his bed

    3. While not really being to deperessed about Jim's Dad's funeral (haven't seen his Dad in 15 years) I wasn't smiling, the sun was making me squint (true)

    4. High gas prices don't bother me, people in other countries have been paying prices higher than these for years and years, so I am not "TRIPPIN" over the increase like the rest of society.

    5. I was voted "Most Likely To Put Foot In Mouth" in High School, Jason really is my brother.

    Thanks for your time

    Chris Grose

    p.s. "Fuck" is a great word that has more meanings and used more than any word ever created except for maybe "AMEN"

     

  • At 3:12 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    1. I do fuckin' not!

    2. I KNEW it!!!!!

    3. I ain't buyin' what you're sellin'. Sunshine don't make teeth show.

    4. It fuckin' bothers ME.

    5. You were also a Raider Dude, skirt and all but we won't talk about that.

    6. Fuckin' amen, brotha!

     

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