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Monday, October 03, 2005

What Did Staind say?

It's been awhile....

Apparently, I'm in danger of being evicted from the WWW by Killjoy since I've been too busy to post. So as to appease her and the rest of you sad, sad people who have nothing better to do than to read my drivel, here is one of the best jokes ever:

A guy walks into a cafe, sits at the counter, and orders a bowl of chili. The guy behind the counter says "Sorry, Mac, we're out. The guy next to you ordered the last bowl."

Just then, the man next to him says "Aw, go ahead and have it. I ain't gonna eat it anyway."

Since he was starving, he took the guy up on his offer, slides the bowl in front of him, and unashamedly starts scooping chili into his mouth quickly and loudly. By the time he gets about 3/4 of the way done, he sees a dead rat carcass at the bottom of the bowl.

Understandably, he loudly vomits right back into the bowl.

The guy next to him turns to him and says...

"Yeah, that's just about as far as I got too."


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  • At 6:21 AM, Anonymous Ray said…

    Was the Second Guy a Marine?

  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Which guy?

  • At 6:04 PM, Anonymous killjoy said…

    You are a sick, sick man.

  • At 6:30 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Music to my ears, Killjoy, music to my ears.

  • At 3:40 PM, Blogger Chris said…

    Good joke. I did notice your absence from blogging, but I was able to cope. Sir please, if you are going to San Diego let me know a head of time, it is only 2 hrs from here. Now get caught up on your damn blogs so I can hear what terrible flight you had :)


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