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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Tookie Headin' For The Big Crib In The Sky

"A judge signed a death warrant Monday for Stanley "Tookie" Williams, a co-founder of the notorious Crips gang who was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his children's books."

Founder of the Crips wrote children books?

Does this mean that Dr. Seus gets to stick some motha%^^# and bust some caps into some foo?

And he almost won a Nobel Peace Prize?

A Peace Prize?

Peace?

Wow, that would be a tough sell.

"Yeah, he started the most notorious gang in America but now he's a great guy. Um, yes, he's sentenced to die. Well, we all have our issues. What? Ohhhhh, we thought it was a Piece Prize. Our bad."

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7 Comments:

  • At 1:46 PM, Blogger Laura said…

    Dr. Seuss founded the Bloods. That's a little known fact.

    Hmm..what rhymes with HO?
    ~L.

     
  • At 2:38 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Wow, didn't know that. Guess that explains the working title "Horton Hires A Ho" before the editors changed it up.

     
  • At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Raymond Young said…

    I meant what I said
    And I said what I meant
    An Elephant will bust a cap on you
    ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

     
  • At 6:47 PM, Blogger Chris said…

    Die baby die!

     
  • At 7:07 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    It didn't occur to me, Chris, but yeah, it makes sense YOU would enjoy this one.

     
  • At 7:24 PM, Blogger Chris said…

    I know it has not occurred, but this bozo's prior actions have been a pain in my butt. What they should do is take all the Crips and Bloods, give them all their weapons back and let them play in the desert leave them there

     
  • At 4:44 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    no, really Chris, tell us how you feel.

     

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