Tookie Headin' For The Big Crib In The Sky
"A judge signed a death warrant Monday for Stanley "Tookie" Williams, a co-founder of the notorious Crips gang who was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his children's books."
Founder of the Crips wrote children books?
Does this mean that Dr. Seus gets to stick some motha%^^# and bust some caps into some foo?
And he almost won a Nobel Peace Prize?
A Peace Prize?
Peace?
Wow, that would be a tough sell.
"Yeah, he started the most notorious gang in America but now he's a great guy. Um, yes, he's sentenced to die. Well, we all have our issues. What? Ohhhhh, we thought it was a Piece Prize. Our bad."
Founder of the Crips wrote children books?
Does this mean that Dr. Seus gets to stick some motha%^^# and bust some caps into some foo?
And he almost won a Nobel Peace Prize?
A Peace Prize?
Peace?
Wow, that would be a tough sell.
"Yeah, he started the most notorious gang in America but now he's a great guy. Um, yes, he's sentenced to die. Well, we all have our issues. What? Ohhhhh, we thought it was a Piece Prize. Our bad."
posted by Viper @ 10/25/2005
5 Comments:
At 1:46 PM,
Laura said…
Dr. Seuss founded the Bloods. That's a little known fact.
Hmm..what rhymes with HO?
~L.
At 2:38 PM,
Viper said…
Wow, didn't know that. Guess that explains the working title "Horton Hires A Ho" before the editors changed it up.
At 6:40 PM,
Anonymous said…
I meant what I said
And I said what I meant
An Elephant will bust a cap on you
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
At 7:07 PM,
Viper said…
It didn't occur to me, Chris, but yeah, it makes sense YOU would enjoy this one.
At 4:44 PM,
Viper said…
no, really Chris, tell us how you feel.
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