Bitch, Please!!!!

OK, folks, I know that Hurricane Katrina is bitch-slapping New Orleans. Yes, yes, even without Corky the Retarded News Whore standing outside getting pummelled by the storm, we know, we know.

My heart bleeds purple Kool-Aid for ya but let's not make more of this than we have to. And with such disastrous possibilities, to overdo this takes quite an effort but the news was up to the challenge.

10,000 people in the Superdome. News-worthy? OK, I'll give them that if only for the shots of the poor people forced to sit in the stands. SIT THERE!! And do what? Nothing.

BTW, why didn't they let people on the field. Seems kind of jackassed to me.

"You can sit in the stands and do nothing, having nothing to watch, have nothing to do but sit there and wonder if there will be anything left of everything you own.... but don't you dare think about going out on the field. We got football to play!!!

Anyway, back to the buttholes on the news.

As though the drama of having 10,000 people crammed into the stadium wasn't enough, the news had to HARP INCESSANTLY on the possibility of the roof collapsing. Would that be a big tragedy? Yeah Buddy, but really, was it all that possible?

A few leaks, yeah. It was a friggin' hurricane afterall but full-on collapse? Bitch, PLEASE!!

Oh, the news would hate that, wouldn't they? Oh, the horror of such high ratings. The lost humanity... God, you could see the newscasters frothing at the mouth and almost straining to will that roof to collapse. All friggin' day they talked about that damn roof and made it sound like the leaks were the tell-tale signs of eminent collapse.

I hate to break it to you asswipes but the roof held. But never fear, there are plenty of destruction around and people to ask how it feels to have lost everything.

Get a life you idiot vultures!