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Friday, August 19, 2005

Parking Drama

I have a parking spot. It’s mine. Mine, dammit! I inherited it when my old boss retired and although there was rumor that they would be reassigning it (there are a very limited # by the building and most of those are for people with MUCH higher rank than me, whether that’s military or GS rank), I have managed to retain my claws on it.

It’s clearly marked “RESERVED FOR FSTB” so when I come to work, asI did yesterday, and there’s someone in my space…. Stand by.

I parked behind him and went to my office. Then I made a little sign that said:

If you want me to move, come find me. – Capt Grose, FSTB.”

I showed this to a contractor who was laughing and he pointed out that I should at least put my phone number. My response:

I will, in about an hour.”

I figure he can try to find me like I tried to find him.

When I went out to put this on his truck, he was standing between my car and his truck.

This you?” I asked.

Uh, yessir, sorry, I…was…had to run in and find this machine…”

I assume he was the copier repairman or something. I just turned around and walked off with a scowl. What he didn’t know is that I didn’t have my keys on me and had to go back to my desk to get them.

When I came back, he was on his cell. I should have waited longer.

He moved, I parked, and that was that.

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  • At 9:57 AM, Blogger a.maria said…

    well at least youre such an understanding forgiving kind of a guy.... i mean, at least you didnt freak out about it, right?! ;)

  • At 11:17 AM, Blogger Viper said…

    Yes, I forgave him that he was an imbecile retard jackass. And I understood he was a moronic idiot buttmunch.

    I let him live, didn't I?

  • At 3:15 PM, Blogger Chris said…

    You should have left your vehicle there all day and got a ride home.

  • At 4:09 PM, Blogger Viper said…

    Ooooh, Evil Chris comes out to play.


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